Look at all the cherries I've popped! Well, let me first beg your pardon for my vulgarity. I can't believe June is here already. What the hell happened to the month of May? Where did it go? While trying to find it, I've realized that May was quite a productive month for me, so many things accomplished, so many firsts! Let's see, I...

Swam in the Atlantic Ocean for the first time ever.

Had my first academic article published. Now I'm GoogleScholar-ified! Woot!

Performed my first ever modern dance piece during a spring ballet recital.

Hitched a ride in a limousine. I've never been in one before. Thanks Jamal!!!

Drank to the point where I could not remember a single thing (see below). I lost a good eight hours of my life and I've come to the conclusion that an excess of alcohol can rip holes into the space-time continuum.

Had my first ever luxurious and hedonistic hot stone and oil aromatherapy massage. And it actually cost more than my plane ticket to Vegas! Eeeek!

Ate my first In-and-Out burger, a double double animal style. Yum!

Had a milkshake (a peanut butter banana one from a little North Carolinian joint) that literally put me into ecstasy. I've never before had a milkshake that delicious.

Rode an orca whale, a dolphin, a shark, and a seahorse... simultaneously! Go and figure that one out!



Consumed a fried Twinkie. What was I thinking? Never again.



Hit a single, scored a run, and tagged someone out at second while playing my first ever game of softball. And, no, it wasn't a video game, I seriously played!

Revealed a secret which I've hidden for years. Let me tell you, it was very cathartic.

Fell in love. Kind of. Sort of. Okay, fine, it was a movie, but whatever.


Sooo... what's next?!?!?