1) Where's Jacob?2) Dear person sitting next to me on the airplane: If I am wearing my headphones, leaning on a neck pillow, and closing my eyes, guess what that means? It means that I don't want to have a conversation, thank you very much.
3) Chambord + Sprite = Happy Drea!
4) Why can't I be as beautiful as all the people around me?
5) Am I the only one who thinks that there should be a designated walking lane in the sidewalks of Vegas? If you want to waddle, stay to the right and please leave room to the left for those of us that need to get somewhere!
6) Oh ZARA, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
7) Spending your 29th birthday dinner at a French cafe filled with chatty families and happy couples while sitting all alone at a table for four and nursing a glass of red wine is... really... terribly... extremely... sad. :::Sigh:::
8) Whoa, hold up. Why have I just woken up in a hotel room that's not my own...? FML.
9) I wonder how many of these Chippendales are gay.
10) Is it really necessary for us to be herded around like sheep in order to get into the VIP line for this nightclub? ¡Qué degrading!
11) Penis tattoo = WIN!!!
12) Half a bottle of bubbly + 4 shots of El Patrón = FAIL (read: Getting kicked out of a nightclub where we were supposed to celebrate Apolo Anton Ohno's birthday and thereafter ending up on numerous bathroom floors in the position seen above).
13) I'm never ever going to drink ever again. Ever.
14) Wait... there's a wine festival next weekend?!?! Hmmmm...
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